Mariska Hargitay, despite the fact that your name is incredibly hard to spell, (so hard in fact, that I don't even try. You know that I copy and paste that shit) I like you. I like Law & Order: SVU, and I was oh-so happy for you when you won that golden globe. I do not like, however, this Got Milk? ad. It looks like you are poppin' a squat, and that you may crap out your baby. I know that is physically impossible, but that's what it looks like to me. And now, I certainly do not want any milk.