Friday, January 26, 2007

Choose your own Adventure



VS.







You can only watch one video. Because I said so, not because you are unable to, you could watch both if you want, but what fun would that be?

Above, you have a commerical for WowWee Chimpanzee Aive Life Like Chimp Head . Below, you have an edited for You Tube clip of various videos found on the scandalous website of the week, parisexposed.com. The commerical above, 31 seconds. The video below, 25 freaking minutes. I bet you've never seen a robot Chimpanzee head, but I can almost guarantee that no matter who you are, you've probably seen everything there is to see in the video below (although, don't quote me on that...as there is no way in hell I was sitting through 25 minutes of her). The choice is yours, WORLD. Robot Chimpanzee head, or Paris Hilton. One final thing: Subscription to parisexposed.com = $40. Robot Chimpanzee head = priceless...or, I mean, $70. Make the wise decision. Cash in your change jar at home for the extra $30 and get the Robot Chimpanzee head. Tell me in the comments which one you would choose.

6 comments:

nate said...

is paris smoking a tampon in that photo??

Anne said...

I saw One Night In Paris and I don't need any more ParisSexx. I felt sorry for both Paris AND Rick Soloman -- her b/c he was digusting and held her head down and was generally nasty, and him b/c she looks incredibly boring in the sack.

I'll take the terrifying chimp head.

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