Did I not tell y'all that bodysuits were coming back? Well, fashonista extraordinaire Sienna Miller is here, taking it one step further, and pairing her favorite body suit with tights, ankle boots, and nothing else. Well done, Sienna. This weekend, all you ho's reading this blog should try this look when you're out at the club. At first, it may seem a little strange, as all new fashion trends generally do, but just justify it by thinking about how easily you slip into that barely-there corset and slut it up all over town during Halloween. Think of a bodysuit as a corset with a crotch. And, you don't have to wait until Halloween to dress like a dumb slut in 2007! You can be ahead of the trend like Sienna Miller and wear this bodysuit every day! To work even! I'm wearing this outfit right now at the office, and let me tell you, everyone here either really likes it (judging only by the copious amounts of boners I see today) or is too scared to say anything about it (judging by the evil looks I'm getting from my hateful, jealous boss).
Even Puffy (Yes, Diddy, P. Diddy, Sean "Puffy" Combs...Whatever you choose to call him. I like just the plain old "Puffy", and while I'm sure he hates it, I will only call him Puffy from now on) loves the bodysuit! Judging from him man-whoring about with Ms. Bodysuit herself, it seems like Puffy wants to unsnap the crotch-snap that some high-end bodysuits have, and gently place his wang inside. See ladies, bodysuits attract celebrities. 2007 is the year of the bodysuit. Believe that.