Friday, December 15, 2006

Isn't she lovely?



Liza Minnelli steps out in a look that I would absolutely go lesbot for. What I wouldn't do to just run my hands through her painted on eyebrows. Thanks TMZ! While I have the energy and initiative, why not do an afternoon round up!

TMZ is also reporting that Miss USA will be dethroned and replaced by the runner up: Someone who you don't care about. Good news, this Miss USA is black, which I am happy about. No reason, really. I just prefer my Miss USA's to be black.

Paris was dumped by Britney, and turns to Elisha Cuthbert as her new person she keeps around to tell her how "hot" she's being friend. Egotastic

So all the ladies can feel just a bit better about themselves, and for all the men in the world (especially you gay ones who are fixated on the female form, even though you don't want to bone it), even supermodels have some ass problems. Hollywood Tuna

And for some reason...the Courtney Love vag slip isn't causing quite a stir...A Socialite's Life

And, JT will be hosting Saturday Night Live this Saturday. Not bringing sexyback, but maybe bringing a beegee's skit back? BWE

Thursday, December 14, 2006


Yuck. It looks like she's trying to hide a labotomy scar.

The Gay's Better Picks for Golden Globes.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
· Ben Affleck, "Hollywoodland"
· Eddie Murphy, "Dreamgirls"
· Jack Nicholson, "The Departed"
· Brad Pitt, "Babel"
· Mark Wahlberg, "The Departed"

The Departed was so good for so many reasons, even if it is a remake of a chinese film. The movie worked on so many levels and was tscha you know what? Entertaining. Jack will definetly get recognized for his amazing role. Girl one yous dumb, you just want marky mark and the funky bunch.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
· Adriana Barraza, "Babel"
· Cate Blanchett, "Notes on a Scandal"
· Emily Blunt, "The Devil Wears Prada"
· Jennifer Hudson, "Dreamgirls"
· Rinko Kikuchi, "Babel"

Hopefully J. Hud can ride the way and win the popular vote. If Dreamgirls isn't just another overhyped publicity machine, she may just do that. So often movies just don't match the public's expectations and fall flat on they face.

Best Foreign Language Film
· "Volver"
· "Pan's Labyrinth"
· "Apocalypto"
· "Letters From Iwo Jima"

I totally hate hate Penelope Cruz. But i've heard so many good things about this film. Pan's Labyrinth looks freakishly nightmarish and I'll get off Mel Gibson's cock just as soon as I get off his payroll.

Best Animated Film
· "Cars"
· "Happy Feet"
· "Monster House"

Cars was boooring.

Best Motion Picture - Drama
· Babel
· Bobby
· The Departed
· Little Children
· The Queen

The Departed shall win cuz it totally rules. Babel was boring, Little Children was good, but too weird to be a best picture. The Queen and Bobby will split the politico vote haha i'm talkin shit.

Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
· Borat
· The Devil Wears Prada
· Dreamgirls
· Little Miss Sunshine
· Thank You for Smoking

Borat should win. The Devil Wears Prada was more drama. Fuck a Dreamgirls, I hate this movie just because all my friends want to like it hahaha

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
· Leonardo DiCaprio - "Blood Diamond"
· Leonardo DiCaprio - "The Departed"
· Peter O'Toole - "Venus"
· Will Smith - "The Pursuit of Happyness"
· Forest Whitaker - "The Last King of Scotland"

Leo deserves to win for this movie. It rocked my shit.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
· Penelope Cruz - "Volver"
· Judi Dench - "Notes on a Scandal"
· Maggie Gyllenhaal - "Sherry Baby"
· Helen Mirren - "The Queen"
· Kate Winslet- "Little Children"

Hands down, Helen Mirren. Everybody is lauding her for the amazing portrayal.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
· Sascha Baron Cohen - "Borat"
· Johnny Depp - "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"
· Aaron Eckhart - "Thank You for Smoking"
· Chiwetel Ejiofor - "Kinky Boots"
· Will Ferrell- "Stranger Than Fiction"

He deserves the win. He duped all those dumb Americans haha I love being British like Madonna.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
· Annette Bening - "Running with Scissors"
· Toni Collette - "Little Miss Sunshine"
· Beyonce Knowles - "Dreamgirls"
· Meryl Streep - "The Devil Wears Prada"
· Renee Zellweger - "Miss Potter"

They Just Wanna give awards to Meryl Streep. This movie was waaay cuute. Annette Benning was amazin' in Running with Scissors. She played a crazed matronly lezbot to the T. Loves It. Hates It. Bad Shoes. Good Shoes. Bitch.

Best Director - Motion Picture
· Clint Eastwood - "Flags of our Fathers"
· Clint Eastwood - "Letters From Iwo Jima"
· Stephen Frears - "The Queen"
· Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - "Babel"
· Martin Scorsese - "The Departed"

The Departed is sweet squared.

Best Television Series - Drama
· 24
· Big Love
· Grey's Anatomy
· Heroes
· Lost

Je deteste Grey's Anatomy. Heroes totally rules. Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama
· Patricia Arquette - "Medium"
· Edie Falco - "The Sopranos"
· Evangeline Lilly - "Lost"
· Ellen Pompeo - "Grey's Anatomy"
· Kyra Sedgwick - "The Closer"

I hate Ellen Pompeo, but i want to have more wins than Girl #1.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama
· Patrick Dempsey - "Grey's Anatomy"
· Michael C. Hall - "Dexter"
· Hugh Laurie - "House"
· Bill Paxton - "Big Love"
· Kiefer Sutherland - "24"

Kiefer is hot. Patrick Dempsey is not the show. Its more of an ensemble cast. FuckaGrey's Anatomy.

Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical
· Desperate Housewives
· Entourage
· The Office
· Ugly Betty
· Weeds

Eh. Entourage love love. Weeds love love. Ugly Betty, while ya'll expect me to be watching this, I don't. I think it kinda sucks. The Office just because.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy
· Marcia Cross - "Desperate Housewives"
· America Ferrera - "Ugly Betty"
· Felicity Huffman - "Desperate Housewives"
· Julia Louis-Dreyfus- "The New Adventures of Old Christine"
· Mary-Louise Parker - "Weeds"

She's awesome. This show is so addicting.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy
· Alec Baldwin - "30 Rock"
· Zach Braff - "Scrubs"
· Steve Carrell - "The Office"
· Jason Lee - "My Name is Earl"
· Tony Shalhoub -"Monk"

Boo!

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What the hell. Are we in kindergarten again? Are we playing an updated version of Hide and Seek? I will never understand the underfed by choice. That's Nicole Richie after her alleged "sushi lunch."

Girl #2's opinions, not predictions. (Suck it, Beyonce)

Keep in mind... These are not predictions. Because I have not seen all of the movies, and I am terrible at predicting just about anything.

Best Motion Picture: Drama:
BABEL
BOBBY
THE DEPARTED
LITTLE CHILDREN
THE QUEEN

THIS MOVIE RULED SO HARD.

Best Performance by an actress in a motion picture: Drama

PENELOPE CRUZ : VOLVER
JUDI DENCH : NOTES ON A SCANDAL
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL : SHERRYBABY

HELEN MIRREN : THE QUEEN
KATE WINSLET : LITTLE CHILDREN


I probably shouldn't even say anything about this category, seeing that I haven't seen any of the movies. But I just love Maggie.


BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA

LEONARDO DICAPRIO : BLOOD DIAMOND
LEONARDO DICAPRIO : THE DEPARTED
PETER O'TOOLE : VENUS
WILL SMITH : THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS
FOREST WHITAKER : THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND

Girl #2 is probably right with her Peter O'Toole prediction. Leo's vote will be split, but I just loved him in the Departed. I just loved the Departed, though, so maybe my judgement is swayed. And also, I dislike Will Smith and movies that make me sob like a five-year-old, so the Pursuit of Happyness can suck it.

BEST MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
DREAMGIRLS
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
THANK YOU FOR SMOKING


Please? Please, can't you just allow Borat to win all the awards it possibly can? Please? I know Dreamgirls will probably win, and I guess I can't bad mouth it because I haven't seen it yet, but... I am POSITIVE Dreamgirls won't make me laugh so hard that my face hurts and I have a painful cramp in my side, and therefore, it's just not going to compare to Borat.


BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

ANNETTE BENING : RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
TONI COLLETTE : LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
BEYONCE KNOWLES :DREAMGIRLS
MERYL STREEP : THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
RENEE ZELLWEGER : MISS POTTER

All I have to say is... F*** BEYONCE, I love Meryl. I wish I was related to Meryl. I wish she was at least my godmother. I wish she and I could walk around New York together while she gave me advice on life and love. Oh yeah, and I saw this movie three times in the theatre, and for a college girl on a budget, that really means something.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

SACHA BARON COHEN: BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
JOHNNY DEPP : PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST
AARON ECKHART : THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
CHIWETEL EJIOFOR : KINKY BOOTS
WILL FERRELL : STRANGER THAN FICTION


Who is the Academy kidding? Johnny Depp: played out pirate Disney role. Aaron Eckhart: mediocre movie, mediocre performance. Chiwetel Ejiofor: who? what? gesundheit? Will Ferrell: interesting enough, but award winning? BORAT: This man didn't shower for weeks, peed on Trump Towers, humiliated himself, wrestled a fat man in the nude, rode around in an ice cream truck with a bear, put a bag over Pamela Anderson's head, and was sued at least three times. . . all for our entertainment, and also, in the end, promoting tolerance of other races in religions in the most ridiculous way possible. How could there be any questions here? How? Borat hands down.


BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

ADRIANA BARRAZA : BABEL
CATE BLANCHETT : NOTES ON A SCANDAL
EMILY BLUNT : THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
JENNIFER HUDSON : DREAMGIRLS
RINKO KIKUCHI : BABEL

Meh, whatever, I hear she's "fierce".

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

BEN AFFLECK : HOLLYWOODLAND
EDDIE MURPHY : DREAMGIRLS
JACK NICHOLSON : THE DEPARTED
BRAD PITT : BABEL
MARK WAHLBERG : THE DEPARTED

The man is a legend. The man also sat in an adult movie theatre with a shiny black strap-on, just to make my life complete. The man threw cocaine in the air and onto a hookers tits as he uttered "want some coke?", just so we KNEW that he was a legend. And also, it's Jack fucking Nicholson.


BEST DIRECTOR - MOTION PICTURE

CLINT EASTWOOD : FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS
CLINT EASTWOOD : LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
STEPHEN FREARS : THE QUEEN
ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ IÑÁRRITU :BABEL
MARTIN SCORSESE : THE DEPARTED

There should be one nominee in this category. They shouldn't have even bothered getting any one's hopes up. In fact, they should probably just mail him the award right now.

BEST TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA

24
BIG LOVE
GREY'S ANATOMY

HEROES
LOST

I love this show. This show makes my life easier. This show gives me something to look forward to during endless classes and 9 hour shifts at the mall. And yeah, Girl #1 is right. Heroes is for the gays.


BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA

PATRICIA ARQUETTE : MEDIUM
EDIE FALCO : THE SOPRANOS
EVANGELINE LILLY : LOST
ELLEN POMPEO : GREY'S ANATOMY
KYRA SEDGWICK : THE CLOSER

She may be squinty, but she plays the "surgical intern with a chief of surgery that had an affair with her mom, who now as alzheimers, and the boyfriend who turns out to be her boss and then turns out to be married, and leaves her for his wife who also happens to be her boss and comes back to her and then leaves her and then comes back to her, and the dad that left because of her mother who now has alzheimers and the chief of surgery, and the sister that doesn't even know she exists but often visits the hospital due to her pregnancy" very, very well.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA

PATRICK DEMPSEY : GREY'S ANATOMY

MICHAEL C. HALL : DEXTER
HUGH LAURIE : HOUSE
BILL PAXTON : BIG LOVE
KIEFER SUTHERLAND : 24

He plays the "disgruntled but charming brain surgeon with the wife that cheated on him with his best friend, causing him to move away, causing him to sleep with a girl he meets at a bar, who turns out to be one of his interns at the hospital he's starting work at, who he then dates and then leaves for his wife the pediatric surgeon who cheated on him, and then cheats on with his exgirlfriend/intern, who he then leaves, and gets back together with later after his best friend who slept with his wife comes to work at the hospital that he works at, all the while performing brain surgery on his chief of surgery, and his best friend/nemesis" very, very well.

BEST TELEVISION SERIES - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
ENTOURAGE
THE OFFICE
UGLY BETTY
WEEDS


This show is so well written and so well thought out and entertaining and dramatic and everything that Entourage isn't and should be. Oh, and the acting is superb, the dialogue is realistic and every bit as hilarious as every Ugly Betty episode and every Desperate Housewives episode combined. The Office is pretty good though.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES -COMEDY OR MUSICAL

MARCIA CROSS : DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
AMERICA FERRERA : UGLY BETTY
FELICITY HUFFMAN : DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS : THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE
MARY-LOUISE PARKER : WEEDS


Again, acting/dialogue superb. She is amazingly subdued and likeable in a role that any other actress would take over the top and make hateable.



BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES - COMEDY OR MUSICAL

ALEC BALDWIN : 30 ROCK
ZACH BRAFF : SCRUBS
STEVE CARRELL : THE OFFICE
JASON LEE : MY NAME IS EARL
TONY SHALHOUB : MONK

As long as Zach Braff doesn't win, I don't care.


BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

EMILY BLUNT : GIDEON'S DAUGHTER
TONI COLLETTE : TSUNAMI, THE AFTERMATH
KATHERINE HEIGL : GREY'S ANATOMY
SARAH PAULSON : STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
ELIZABETH PERKINS : WEEDS

Ahhhhh... the scene where she finds her fiance, Denny, dead after she went to extreme lengths to get him a new heart makes me SOB, literally. Every single time I watch it, I cry like a baby. She is so moving. I can't even get over how far she's come since "My Father the Hero". But I do have to say, Elizabeth Perkins deserves it just as much as Katherine.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

THOMAS HADEN CHURCH : BROKEN TRAIL
JEREMY IRONS : ELIZABETH I
JUSTIN KIRK : WEEDS
MASI OKA : HEROES
JEREMY PIVEN : ENTEOURAGE

America, watch out for this guy. Seriously. Justin Kirk is the most amazing actor I've noticed in a long time. He delivers long, complicated dialogue with ease and some how makes it the funniest thing you've ever heard that you can't repeat. Every word that comes out of his mouth puts Jeremy Piven to shame, and I LOVE Jeremy Piven.

Well that's it I guess. I cut out a lot of the categories because they made me bored. I hope people read this, seeing as it took me half an hour to write. But I guess, I don't care, it gave me something to do while I nursed my hangover.

BEHOLD!...A baby that is clearly not as impressive as Shiloh



Here is Heidi Klum with Seal and their new baby Johan. Um...I already saw the most beautiful and perfect baby known to man this week. Her name is Shiloh, and I've already forgotten what's-his-name above. Klum & Co. should have picked a better week to debut their baby...

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Girl #1: Confessions



TMZ reports that The World's First Supermodel Janice Dickinson was struck by a hit and run driver Tuesday night. Janice was thrown headfirst into the windshield and suffered a concussion. BUT, rest assured, she will fully recover just in time for the premire of the second season of her show, "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency".

I, Girl #1, have a confession to make. I was totally riding the crimson wave, and my cramps were BUG-GIN! You know how that is ladies...am I right??? Awww Guuurrrll, So I totally popped a Vicodin and smoked a whole lot a weed, just like the celebrities do. And I think I may have, quite possibly, hit Janice Dickinson on Tuesday. I"m not quite sure exactly how this is possible, as I am in Detroit, and she is in L.A.. However, judging by the insanely high level of annoyance caused by hearing anything Janice Dickinson says, or just seeing her picture online...I'm willing to bet that an out of body experience is possible, as long as that experience was created to inflict pain and suffering on one Janice Dickinson.

So lock me up, fuzz! I did it. I busted up Janice's head! I wonder if I'll serve jail time? Maybe me and Nicole Richie can be cellmates!

Angelina feeds child bugs



This time, the title of this post is not a witty statement...it is true! On a recent trip to Cambodia, Angelina and Maddox feasted on a plate of crickets, a delicacy in the Asian country. I'm all for the cultural experience that these kids are getting, but...bugs???!!! My roommate keeps talking about how she will one day cook the bugs she has kept in our freezer and feed them to us. I said, "I will fucking kill you if you bring any one of those bugs near my trap". Rachel Jean Disipio, I love you (and Happy Birthday on Friday!), but there is no way I'm eating a bug. You can keep them in the freezer, but I won't eat them. So, Angelina, take a lesson from me. For once, I can teach YOU something! Don't feed your kids bugs, man. Seriously...delicacy or not...why would you do that?

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64th Golden Globe Nominations!

Hear ye! Hear ye! Witness the greatest acting of all 2006! My choices for winner are in bold:

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
· Ben Affleck, "Hollywoodland"
· Eddie Murphy, "Dreamgirls"
· Jack Nicholson, "The Departed"
· Brad Pitt, "Babel"
· Mark Wahlberg, "The Departed"

I love Mark Wahlberg, and The Departed was one of the best movies to come from Scorsese, but more specifically, Hollywood in general, in a long time. I have not seen Dreamgirls, but that will not stop me from picking others from the movie to win in their categories. And, I have not seen Hollywoodland, but come on...Ben Affleck is not going to win.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
· Adriana Barraza, "Babel"
· Cate Blanchett, "Notes on a Scandal"
· Emily Blunt, "The Devil Wears Prada"
· Jennifer Hudson, "Dreamgirls"
· Rinko Kikuchi, "Babel"

I'm really surprised that Babel is taking so many nominations. I saw that movie, and I really wasn't that impressed, especially compared to Alejandro González Iñárritu's other films, specifically Amores Perros. I think a lot of people will be skeptical that Jennifer Hudson will win, because it is her first role. But her performance has so much buzz, I really think she is the only front-runner in this category, unless the Hollywood Foreign Press wants to be lame and obvious, like usual, and pick Cate Blanchett. We will see.

Best Foreign Language Film
· "Volver"
· "Pan's Labyrinth"
· "Apocalypto"
· "Letters From Iwo Jima"

Haven't seen any of these yet. But two things struck me immediately. Letters from Iwo Jima is a foreign film? What the hell? News to me! And secondly, Hollywood Foreign Press, and the rest of Hollywood too, please get off Mel Gibson's cock. Seriously. This fucker should be forever banned from the public eye, and making movies period. How he continues to make movies is beyond me. I hope he shows up, and I hope he is tanked. I secretly hope he wins, and if so I definitely hope he makes a drunken ass of himself, again.

Best Animated Film
· "Cars"
· "Happy Feet"
· "Monster House"

Nope. Haven't seen any of the animated movies this year either. Happy Feet looks cute, and people seem to like it, so it gets my pick to win.

Best Motion Picture - Drama
· Babel
· Bobby
· The Departed
· Little Children
· The Queen

I keep picking The Departed, because if it doesn't win, I truly will give up on Hollywood. Ok...not true. But, there is a clear winner in this category, in my mind.

Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
· Borat
· The Devil Wears Prada
· Dreamgirls
· Little Miss Sunshine
· Thank You for Smoking

YESSSSSS! Although Borat will unfortunately lose to Dreamgirls, Borat was nominated for a Best Picture Golden Globe!!!!!!!! That rules. I wonder if Sasha Baron Cohen will go as himself, or Borat. I think he'll go as himself, because if I was his wifey-to-be, I'd be pissed if I couldn't go to the Golden Globes because my fiancé was going to be Borat, AGAIN. Do it for the lady, Sasha.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
· Leonardo DiCaprio - "Blood Diamond"
· Leonardo DiCaprio - "The Departed"
· Peter O'Toole - "Venus"
· Will Smith - "The Pursuit of Happyness"
· Forest Whitaker - "The Last King of Scotland"

I don't even know what Venus is. Never heard of it...ever. Not even a little bit. But here's how this one will go down. Leo will split his own vote. Will Smith and Forest Whitaker will split the "token black person" vote. Which leaves us with Peter O'Toole, who would probably win anyway, because these old Foreign Press folk love them some O'Toole.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
· Penelope Cruz - "Volver"
· Judi Dench - "Notes on a Scandal"
· Maggie Gyllenhaal - "Sherry Baby"
· Helen Mirren - "The Queen"
· Kate Winslet- "Little Children"

This is a tough one. Normally, I would say that Dench, Mirren, and Winslet would split their token British person vote, but there has been so much talk about Helen Mirren that I think she is a shoe in. Plus she is playing the ultimate British woman. I can't wait to see Volver, and Sherry Baby.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
· Sasha Baron Cohen - "Borat"
· Johnny Depp - "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"
· Aaron Eckhart - "Thank You for Smoking"
· Chiwetel Ejiofor - "Kinky Boots"
· Will Ferrell- "Stranger Than Fiction"

This is why I always lose my Oscar pools. I usually am pretty good with sticking to who I think the Academy, or Foreign Press, would pick...but I always slip in one that I just really really REALLY want to win. Maybe he has a chance?

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
· Annette Bening - "Running with Scissors"
· Toni Collette - "Little Miss Sunshine"
· Beyonce Knowles - "Dreamgirls"
· Meryl Streep - "The Devil Wears Prada"
· Renee Zellweger - "Miss Potter"

First, we finally can see how far Matthew and Tina Knowles can really reach. Beyonce????? Really??? I mean, I haven't seen it, and I'm sure she's good. But the only thing I've heard is how it doesn't compare to Jennifer Hudson. Oh well, she won't win so it doesn't really matter. Will Annette Bening win, since her husband, Warren Beatty, is getting the Cecil B. Demile award? I don't know...she just won in 2004, so maybe it is too soon for Annette Bening. I think they are gonna stick to the usual, and give Meryl Streep yet another award to add to her growing army of little gold men with little gold balls.

Best Director - Motion Picture
· Clint Eastwood - "Flags of our Fathers"
· Clint Eastwood - "Letters From Iwo Jima"
· Stephen Frears - "The Queen"
· Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - "Babel"
· Martin Scorsese - "The Departed"

The Departed is sweet.

Best Television Series - Drama
· 24
· Big Love
· Grey's Anatomy
· Heroes
· Lost

24 always wins, with the exception of last year. Lost wasn't as much of a hit, so I'm praying that 24 will beat out Grey's simply because I really really hate Grey's Anatomy. And I have to apologize to The Gay, and all gays I guess while I'm at it...Apparently my sweeping statement that "Only gays watch Heroes" was incorrect. Apparently the Hollywood Foreign Press watches it too...unless they are all gay. In that case, please strike my apology from the record.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama
· Patricia Arquette - "Medium"
· Edie Falco - "The Sopranos"
· Evangeline Lilly - "Lost"
· Ellen Pompeo - "Grey's Anatomy"
· Kyra Sedgwick - "The Closer"

EWWWWWW - I kinda hate all of these. Most of all, because I think Ellen Pompeo's stupid face is going to win. I'm gonna pick Kyra Sedgwick and hope that I don't have to see Ellen Pompeo's squinty face on my TV accepting her award. Man...Renee Zellwegger is going to be at the awards too! That's two too many squinty faces at an awards show for me.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama
· Patrick Dempsey - "Grey's Anatomy"
· Michael C. Hall - "Dexter"
· Hugh Laurie - "House"
· Bill Paxton - "Big Love"
· Kiefer Sutherland - "24"

I am happy to see both Bill Paxton and Michael C. Hall nominated. Patrick "Dr. McNotReallyThatSteamyIGuessIDon'tGetWhatTheAttractionIs" Dempsey will probably win, as I fear that this will be the year for Grey's at the Golden Globes. I'll take Kiefer Sutherland for the block, please.

Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical
· Desperate Housewives
· Entourage
· The Office
· Ugly Betty
· Weeds

I was hesitant to watch the American version of The Office for a long time, as I loved the British version oh so much. If you are still on the same fence, let me say this. GET OFF THE FENCE. GET OFF THE GOD BLESSIN' FENCE! The American version rules equally as much as the British version.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy
· Marcia Cross - "Desperate Housewives"
· America Ferrera - "Ugly Betty"
· Felicity Huffman - "Desperate Housewives"
· Julia Louis-Dreyfus- "The New Adventures of Old Christine"
· Mary-Louise Parker - "Weeds"

Ok. She's not gonna win. But I really don't care who wins in this category...so I know it's a little early (depending on when you're reading this), but I'm just gonna go ahead and GO NUTS! WHOOOOO! FEELS GOOD TO VOTE FOR AMERICA! *ahem* That is all.

And Finally:

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy
· Alec Baldwin - "30 Rock"
· Zach Braff - "Scrubs"
· Steve Carrell - "The Office"
· Jason Lee - "My Name is Earl"
· Tony Shalhoub -"Monk"

30 Rock is a really funny show, and Alec Baldwin is great in it. You should watch this show. Scrubs is an insanely brilliant show, and while I generally think that Zach Braff is an A-#1-Douchebag, he's good in the show. However, I think Scrubs should win some sort of ensemble, or I don't know...get nominated for Best Comedy??? It really is the entire cast that makes that show so great. If I have to see MUTHAFUCKIN TONY SHALHOUB win YET ANOTHER Golden Globe for some shitty show that is on USA...USA FOR GOD'S SAKE...I just may have a breakdown. Yes, that is how much I invest in award shows. I will have a nervous breakdown in Tony Shalhoub wins again. Take heed, Hollywood Foreign Press.

Thanks for sticking around for this ridiculously long post, friends! What are your thoughts? Please comment, as I love award season so, and want to share it with each and every one of you.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

They are dirty, they belong in the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" video. That's all I have to say. I guess I'm not in a snarky sort of mood, blah blah blah.

Oh my god, I just had an epiphany when I tried to think of a title. It was going to be "Here they are now, entertainers." MAYBE THAT'S WHAT LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING FOR? With her oversized flannel and leather and the drugs, "our entertainer" . It all just hit me. Crazy bitch thinks she is some Kurt Cobain reincarnate.

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I just love how their little arms wave in the air and magically the tree is beautiful. And I love Christmas time.

Busta Rhymes has strange... props?

"Busta Rhymes appeared in court yesterday (December 11) facing charges for criminal possession of a weapon, after a machete was found in his car in August.

Additionally, the Manhattan District Attorney's Office is already pursuing Busta Rhymes for assault and harassment charges which date back to August 12.

The rapper was accused of felony assault and harassment after police searched his vehicle and found a 10-inch blade.

Rhymes' lawyer Scott Leemon said the knife was "a prop" and did not warrant a criminal charge.

During an October hearing, judge Shawndya Simpson dropped the charges of possession of a weapon, however the District Attorney's Office filed a misdemeanour charge of criminal possession yesterday and the charges were reinstated.

The rapper is next set to appear in court on February 20."


Why the fuck does he need a machete for a prop? Why? How is this a reasonable explanation for a ten inch blade? What is he doing in his spare time? When did he come down with such a horrible case of ogre-face? Why do I care?

These are all valid questions.


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Scarlett Johansson makes me bored and jealous.

Scarlett is pretty. She's at private dinner to celebrate Les Perles de Chanel. There is just something so annoying about her. Maybe it's her boobs, or her perfect skin, or all of her money.

Bob Barker poses behind his birthday cake at CBS Studios. Barker turned 83 on Tuesday. 83 YEARS OLD. Sweet Christmas candy, that's f***ing old.

Britney...still got it!



Just when you thought Britney Spears was going to take a night off and maybe spend some quality time with her kids, she thankfully proves us wrong. Nothing spices up a slow day like squinting at Britney's see through lace turtlenecky-thing trying to see her nipples. And look at how delightfully wasted she is!!! That's our girl! One question: where is the black hair? My guess is that it was nice and easy, the wash out kind, or hopefully the spray on kind that is just sort of fading now. But forget about the hair...she's spilling on herself while taking it to the streets! Keep it up girl! You still got it! (We at TGG are not quite sure what "it" is exactly, but...she definitely has got something. Crabs?)




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Gwen thinks child is a bear





Gwen, putting your child in a bear costume once is cute. Doing it more than once is just plain silly. Don't you buy baby Kingston normal clothes??? Stop dressing your child like an asshole.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Morrissey is a glorious man.

"Emerging on stage looking as elegant as ever, his chest bulged from his shirt to such an extent that his clearly uncomfortable powder blue tie was soon removed and tucked into his back pocket like the gladioli of old. Two shirts later he was unbuttoned to Tom Jones proportions, cracking his microphone lead like a whip."


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I apologize to my hoards of eager fans for not posting as of late. The mall is a crazy place. I am too busy dealing with coupons and upset customers to even fathom dealing with Britney's new choice of boyfriend, or the fact that I miss K-Fed, this new guy is so much worse. Unnnnhhhh, I'm starting to get upset.

Celebhead Episode #2: Britney, ya'll


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BEHOLD...THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT BABY KNOWN TO MAN!



Yes, Brad and Angelina have finally let baby Shiloh out of the basement and into the real world. The makeup artists did a real good job of hiding all the scars and bruises that this "so perfect that there has to be something wrong with them so I have to resort to making up horrible accusations" family has inflicted on their 6 month old child. I also heard that Maddox and Zahara get to punch the baby as well, making it fun for the whole family. Everyone loves a good baby punchin'. Get the entire spread from Britan's Hello! magazine.

Longoria's hands must stay near face at all times





In a rare twist of fate, since being engaged Eva Longoria is physically unable to move her hands more than 3 feet away from her face anytime a camera is near her.


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An "in your face" post, for Lohan, when she falls off the wagon



In an interview with People, Lindsay Lohan says the following things:

1) She has not had a drink in a week. (Part of the reason for this is that she is not of the legal age)
2) She has been in AA for a year.
3) She wants to stop partying and focus on her career.

More of the same, yes. But I just wanted to make and mark this post accordingly, so it is easy for me to come back to on Monday when pictures are released of Lindsay face down in a gutter, with said gutter filled with her own urine. A week is a long, long time for Lohan. She is T-H-I-R-S-T-Y for some boozin' and when it happens, oh my, it will be GLORIOUS! So, I'm just sitting here, biding time, until the eventual train wreck begins.


How long do you think it will take for Lindsay to fall off the wagon? I say 3-4 days. Leave your guesses in the comments! (Also, I would like to adjust my time to 1-2 days if her crazy ass mother has anything to say about it)

Meet Britney's new man!



His name...is Jonathan "J.R." Rotem. His occupation...shitty producer. He gave Britney the kiss heard round the world, and apparently that kiss was heard with some mega bass at Hyde, because this joker was let in to the exclusive hollywood club last night. Some of you Britney fans are probably quite disappointed with her apparent choice in a new man. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Britney is trash. Loveable trash, but trash nonetheless. Obviously she will date someone named J.R., or Jim-Bob, or Bojangles. What was most surprising about all of this is that this dude is trying to bring back the piano key tie, this time with a twist of bling (see above). I don't see much difference between what is above, and what is below:



I'm sure Britney and J.R. aren't even really a couple, but if they are...I'm glad she's found someone that can use her fame completely to their advantage just as well, if not better, than our beloved K-Fed.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Even our racial slurs are lame...

Being an Asian American, i find that our population is the most boring. Yes we are the most smartest :), but where are all my asian at? We have like two asian superstars. No asians in the slutty party circle. Now Rosie tries to make fun of us chinks. And it's even more lame. I am so disappointed in Asian Americans.

According to Page 6, Asian-Americans are fuming at "The View" host for saying that Danny DeVito's drunken antics made headlines in China that read: 'Ching chong, ching ching chong, Danny DeVito!

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Note to Rosie, if you're gonna be an uberdyke and make mean comments, don't half ass it with this ching chong business. God, no wonder fags hate butch dykes.


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MUG SHOT!



What would we do without TMZ??

The obvious question you are probably now asking yourself after viewing such a lovely mug shot is:

IS THAT A FUCKING SCRUNCHY???? A TURQUOISE SCRUNCHIE, AT THAT??????

According to my good friend, The Gay...yes. That is a turquoise scrunchy. That's hot, Nicole.

Can Someone Please Explain...



Why Paris and Nicky Hilton are matching cats? Or are they touching butts? Both? Trying to find out if their strains of warts are from the same person? What the crap is going on here...Please Explain, in the comments!

Thanks Dlisted!

Nicole Richie is Brutalized...



NICOLE RICHIE JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!!!

TMZ reports that Nicole Richie was picked up for DUI early this morning. Her dumb ass was driving the wrong way on the highway, and someone called the fuzz. Then...she told the cops she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.

Richie...TELL THEM YOU WAS JUST HUNGRY! The rap sheet says that you are 5'1" and 85 lbs! Clearly, all these reports that you have been "gaining weight" are false...Tell the cops that you have only had 3 saltines and an Andes Mint in the last 5 days and that you are delirious. There is no such thing as a DWH (Driving While Hungry)! Why, oh why would you tell them the truth, when the lie is so obvious and believable??? I will never understand celebrities.

Stay tuned for further developments...

The only reason to watch the Super Bowl



Last year I watched the Super Bowl. I was happy about all the snacks and beer I consumed, but I was sad because it was a rather boring game. I generally do not watch Football, but last year it was in Detroit, and that was very exciting for all of us here! Celebrities came to town!!! After last year, I vowed to never watch the Super Bowl again, as not only was the game less than entertaining, but I also was tricked by the endless Grey's Anatomy commercials. I thought, I'll check out this show...everyone seems to love it. I watched all three parts of the Christina Ricci featured "Bomb in the Body" episode. I soon after realized that I hate Grey's Anatomy, everyone in the show, and possibly most of all, every band that has ever had a song on that show. Sorry, Grey's fans.

This year, however, the Super Bowl is winning me back. The Purple One, PRINCE, will be performing at halftime. If only he had done this last year!!! Prince would have been running around Detroit and I would have been trying to R him the entire time. Ah, a girl can only dream...dream of raping Prince....

I'm going to start planning my Super Bowl party right now. It will feature: My name is Prince, and I am Chunky Salsa, Diamonds and Cheese Curls, Let's go crazy, Let's get Beer Nuts, and what Super Bowl Party would be complete without Little Red Sweedish Meatballs (baby, U will have enough gas). What else should I have at my Super Bowl Party???

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J-Lo & Marc Anthony Hate Africa



In a move that will surely rock the world as we know it...J-Lo and Marc anthony are considering adopting a baby from........NOT AFRICA!!!! The Daily Mail is reporting that after many unsuccessful attempts at conception, the couple are considering adopting a child from Puerto Rico.

Perhaps someone should clue the Skeletor-esque couple into what the rest of the world already knows (thanks to Brad & Angelina, Madonna, and...don't forget BONO!). African babies are the new black. Every celebrity needs an African baby! They are, like, THE it item of the season. Look at Brad and Angelina! They love their African baby so much, they don't even take their biological child with them anywhere, putting to rest the age old debate. Once you go black, you really don't go back. For real! Take a look:


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Once they got their African baby, they realized that they didn't really need Shiloh, and now she's probably been adopted out to someone in Africa, because you know Brad & Angie are always one step ahead of all the latest trends.

Plus, Puerto Rico is the 51st state, man. At least go outside the U.S! This is the laziest adoption I've ever seen. Make an effort, J-Lo & Marc Anthony. Get on over to Africa and adopt two babies to right the wrong that you've done!

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Apocalypto #1: ReCut



1. Apocalypto - $14.2
2. The Holiday - $13.5
3. Happy Feet - $12.7
4. Casino Royale - $8.8
5. Blood Diamond - $8.5


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Hiarious. Loves it

Just say Yes! to Drugs...

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Let’s be open and honest here folks. Everyone probably has done one drug at least once in their life and if you haven’t, you don’t know what you are missing out on. All these other bloggers are insinuating that Britney showed her vaginal entrance because of paxil and xanax. And I’m here to let you all know that is not the case. Neither of these drugs will have you partying til 6 in the mornin’ believe me. In Britney’s case, Paxil and Xanax were used to chillax her nerves before facing the paparazzo. The combination of xanax and grey goose really got our girl feelin’ loose, and maybe the reason why she had no care in the world about baring all. Get your drugs right ya’ll. Another possible medley may have been uppers (coke), downers (xanax), and all arounders (redbull and alcohol). This is what probably had Britney partying all the time, and doin’ it and doin’ it with Brandon Davis, sick. Tear. I Just want my slave 4 u brit back.


Show Me The Receipts, LiLo!

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Honestly, what has happened to you, Lindsay Lohan? Bitch, you is more cracked out than Whitney on a Saturday night. Who are your handlers? They should take away your blackberry before you do that first line girl. Hire me, I won’t let you look all meth-head in the media anymore. And all you have to do is let me live with you and buy me bags from louis vuitton. You were so fabulous in Mean Girls and since then its been downhill…steep downhill, like you’re almost dead, bitch. Yeah if I were hot as you, I’d be getting it good from every hottie in town too, but girl, be DISCRETE. I know your she-bone gets all hard everytime you hit the pipe, but it doesn’t mean, the world needs to know you did HarryMorton/BrandonDavis/ Stavros/Leto. Girlfriend, you are all Unabomber thinking leaders of the free world are gonna help your crackheaded ass. Dina, where the eff are you? You like your child like this? You look like you’ve been hittin’ the pipe too. Oh Lord. It’s a Meth epidemic. What are we to do??

STDs are irreplacable....

Blind item: This diva is afraid to break up with her boyfriend because he gave her an std and is afraid of it coming out because she will have to tell her next beau…

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I have a feeling this is the one and only DIVVVVVA Beyonce. It all really makes sense. Yes the hov is rich, but seriously, Beyonce could be with anyone. Maybe they will get married this weekend because she doesn’t want all her fans to know she got the herpes or the clap. Clap Clap ya hands ya’ll.