Tom Cruise spent roughly $5 Million dollars on a 6 bedroom home in West Sussex, England. The only problem...this first home for the newlyweds is set in the middle of a sewage project.
A resident of the same area stated:
“The stink is appalling. Tom and Katie will have to walk around with clothes-pegs on their noses.
“I can’t believe they have viewed the house.”
Tom just thought that the smell was simply intergalactic Xenunian freedom, as the scientology headquarters is only a mere 3 miles away from his shithouse.