Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Paris doesn't understand how lockets work

Paris apparently does not understand how clothing works either. The "famous for being a dumb, drunk, slut"...person?...is shown wearing an open locket around her neck. Up close, you can see that the locket contains pictures of her and on again/off again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, sparking rumors that they are, in fact, on again.

If you care, than she has done something right. If you don't care...I'm proud of you. I can only hope that during their "off again" period, one of them contracted a potentially fatal disease, and we will soon be rid of both of these wastes of space...


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