Monday, December 11, 2006

Nicole Richie is Brutalized...


TMZ reports that Nicole Richie was picked up for DUI early this morning. Her dumb ass was driving the wrong way on the highway, and someone called the fuzz. Then...she told the cops she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.

Richie...TELL THEM YOU WAS JUST HUNGRY! The rap sheet says that you are 5'1" and 85 lbs! Clearly, all these reports that you have been "gaining weight" are false...Tell the cops that you have only had 3 saltines and an Andes Mint in the last 5 days and that you are delirious. There is no such thing as a DWH (Driving While Hungry)! Why, oh why would you tell them the truth, when the lie is so obvious and believable??? I will never understand celebrities.

Stay tuned for further developments...

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