Kirsten Dunst annoys the shit out of me. A lot of straight dudes don't understand why most ladies, and gays, want to punch this stupid bitch in the face. That's because straight-dudes want to bone Kirsten Dunst, and if they had it their way, they'd probably put their wang right in between her boobs (which should be covered by a bra, but generally are not) and titty-fuck her until she was actually good in a movie (and that might take a while...). Anyway, this is for the rest of us, who actually hate her. Kirsten Dunst has some problem with her shit, and she's not ashamed of it. No, she has taken her Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis tool out of the bag and is proudly showing the world. I hope part of this Stool Analysis requires that she touches her own poo. And then she has to eat it. Kirsten Dunst eats poo.