Monday, December 4, 2006

Keith Urban cannot be drunk anymore



Keith Urban's out of Rehab!!! I'll drink to that! Now Nicole Kidman and her drunky husband can go on doing what they do best; really uneventful things. I wish he would have been a more out of control drunk. No celebrity should be allowed to just quietly enter rehab, while his tiny Australian wife quitely stands by his side. This story would have been way better if he beat her before he went in, and she became an alcoholic in order to cope with the stress of having a husband in rehab. Instead, they are both Aaah-Boring.

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4 comments:

J.Harder said...

Until that picture I had no idea how short Keith Urban is. What's with Nicole Kidman and short dudes? Hm. Maybe when they're in the southern hemisphere Keith is taller and Nicole gets shorter, as as a result of the same phenomenon that causes the toilets to flush backwards?

terminalfrost said...

Haven't you heard, good things come in small packages!

CAsey said...

Keith Urban is 5 ft 10 inches tall and Nicole Kidman is 6 ft tall. She is only 2 inches taller than him. I think 5 ft 10 is tall enough for a man. And as terminal frost says good things come in small packages.

johnny appleseed said...

That woman is an Amazon. She makes Anna Nicole Smith look like a midget.