Here it is, folks! The video you've all been waiting for...Jessica Simpson, effin' it up during the Dolly Parton tribute. Sadly, this video contains more Inside Edition yapping and less Jessica Simpson making an ass out of herself, but it does contain Jessica holding her stomach, looking like she should have dropped the kids off at the pool before she got on stage. Nerves or constipation, YOU DECIDE! I hope better videos emerge in the coming days. For now, this is what we get. Thank you Inside Edition. Thank you.