Monday, December 4, 2006

Get your baretta's ready, bitches!



In a bit of news that is almost as exciting as Eddie Murphy's return as Axel Foley...Idolator is reporting that R. Kelly has posted a casting call for new chapters of his brilliant saga, Trapped in the Closet. If you have not watched this yet, and have only heard people talking about it...Trust me, you do NOT know what you are missing. Get your ass over to you tube and watch all 12 (yes, 12) episodes now. We'll wait...

*An hour later...*

It was worth it, wasn't it? And I, for one, am oh-so-happy that his gun totin', adulterous, midget-crapping, Canterbury tales from da hood is going to be coming back. Here are some of the roles that R. Kelly will be looking to fill in his next installment:

Myrna
60-80, African American women.

Odell
60-80, African American male.

Joey
30-60, Caucasian male, mafia look.

Choir
20 or more choir members.

If you are in the Chicago area and try out for this...Please contact TGG and let us know anything and everything about the casting, if R. Kelly wanted to pee on you, and any other juicy tidbits that will surely come from trying out for an R. Kelly video.

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