Thursday, December 21, 2006

Diddy had twins!



This is what the mother of Diddy's twins looks like. What a trap on that one! If Kim Porter's mouth is that large...you know her vagina is like a gaping black hole. It's a wonder that the two twin girls, only weighing around 5lbs. each, crawled out of-what I can only imagine to be-the world's largest vag-hole. I'd like to congratulate Kim Porter for ensuring she will be paid for the rest of her life by having not one, but two of Diddy’s kids! Way to go, girl! Even when he cheats on you and leaves you (which he will, it's Diddy, come on) you will have a nice steady check in the mail every month.

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