Monday, November 27, 2006

Wonderland, Wonderland, Shining Star, Heidi Klum, Jingle Bells


holy crap.
What a way to start off the Christmas season, and my apologies for the lack of posts. I work retail. And I don't just work retail, I work at Banana Republic, and I'm a cashier. MA'AM, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. NO MA'AM THOSE CASHMERE SWEATERS ARE NOT TWO FOR THIRTY DOLLARS, THE TANK TOPS NEXT TO THEM ARE. YES MA'AM, I'LL TELL MY MANAGER THAT THE SIGN IS CONFUSING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN A BANANA REPUBLIC CARD AND SAVE AN EXTRA FIFTEEN PERCENT? NO MA'AM, IF YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO BUY ONE ITEM, YOU CAN ONLY USE ONE COUPON. IF YOU'RE BUYING MORE THAN ONE ITEM I CAN USE YOUR REWARDS CARD FOR ONE ITEM, AND YOUR PERCENT OFF COUPON FOR THE REST OF THE TRANSACTION. NO MA'AM, THE GIFT CARDS ARE FOR CUSTOMERS THAT HAVE PURCHASED AT LEAST ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS WORTH OF MERCHANDISE. NO, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T JUST "GIVE YOU" ONE. NO, NO MA'AM I CAN'T PULL ANY STRINGS, THESE ARE THE STIPULATIONS. RECEIPT WITH YOU OR IN THE BAG? THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! NEXT! or something like that.

Here are some stills of Heidi acting insane, just for good measure...


Happy Holidays!

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