Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tom Cruise is a fatty

Tom Cruise reportedly wore a girdle under his Armani Suit at his wedding because he is a fatty and ate too much. Cruise claims to be a "nervous eater" and that is why he packed on the pounds before the big date. I wonder if he clothes-pinned extra fat back from his fatty neck too. Anyone got those pictures? More importantly, how does Katie Holmes feel about all of this? I'd be pissed if I worked my ass off to lose the baby weight before the wedding and my husband just threw on a girdle. Girl could have just put on some SPANX and called it a day.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... he looks alot like John Travolta in the pic.