It's comforting to know that the crazy Scientology minister was able to take a break from his Xenu rambling to take this photo. Seriously, this entire ordeal reminds me of old-hollywood. All the gays had fake marriages and lead secret lives--man those were the days! A special thanks goes out to Mr. and Mrs. TomKat for bringing us all back one gigantic leap.
Listen, they both is gay, the marriage is a sham, and Suri is a cyborg. You heard it here first!