Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Poor Pammy


Page Six is claiming Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues" with the last straw being when he blew up at her during a screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. A friend of Pamela says:
"It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man. Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it."

How incredibly stupid of Kid Rock. This is Pam Anderson we're talking about. How could her minuscule role in BORAT piss him off when her filmography includes Barb Wire?
This poster reads like a low budget bondage porn.

Or what about this film, Snapdragon, in which she actually plays a prostitute?...
Two men have already been killed during intercourse by a prostitute. The young Sargent Peckham is transferred from vice to homicide squad for the investigation. She asks her boyfriend, police psychologist David Stratton, for an analysis. Shortly after he's introduced to amnesia patient Felicity, a stunningly beautiful blonde. She tells him of her nightmares, in which she kills her lovers. But since he's got a crush on her, he doesn't draw a connection to Peg's case... not yet.


Or how about the fact that every third person with internet access has seen Tommy Lee's ENORMOUS COCK entering her?
None of this bothers him, but a burlap sack over her head is "humiliating".
Oh, the frustrations of human stupidity.

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