Monday, November 27, 2006

Camp Paris: Paris only drinks alcohol, she would never throw it.

Paris' spokeslave Elliot Mintz issued the following statement regarding the drink throwing drama:

"It's not true. At no time did Paris ever throw anything at Lindsay. At no time did Paris ever hit her, assault her, touch her or make any physical contact with her. This is really troubling and very disturbing. It's a very serious accusation when you say somebody hit them. I believe that a drink was thrown at Britney and Paris. I believe that harsh words were exchanged. But, in recent days and recent weeks, you will note that Lindsay has said some very disturbing and very unpleasant things about Paris. Some of those words I would not repeat. I'm sure she's a better person and a fine actress. This kind of ranting against Paris has to stop. Paris does not insult anybody. Paris does not call people names. She doesn't make false accusations. [This] is offensive to Paris. It might even be defamatory. This must stop."

I LOVE how he always tries to spin Paris in the most angelic light possible. WHA-WHA-WHAAAAT?? Lindsay said Paris did WHAT? Well, by-golly that is just unheard of! Paris was out feeding the homeless until 4am, she doesn't even drink! Come on Elliot! My second favorite part of this statement is that he says that "it is a very serious accusation when you say someone hit them" and then, the very NEXT SENTENCE..."I believe that a drink was thrown at Britney and Paris"!!! Oh man...where are these parties? Drinks are just flying through the air, there's broken glass and alcohol everywhere, it's probably where those scars on Lindsay's wrists came from!

Seriously, y'all...who throws a drink?

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