I am relieved. I have seen enough of these two on tape, I really don't need to add Kfed and Brit boning to the list of mental images I'm trying to erase...
Kfed's lawyer issued the following statement regarding the existence of a sex tape:
"While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all. There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else,"
So...you're telling me that they taped virtually EVERY OTHER MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES...EVEN THIS , but for some reason they were responsible enough not to tape themselves doing it? Riiiiiight.